clickolinko
the automatic web log
URL search:

* https://www.linode.com/?r=1adf3ff6e7cb682091b86bb7d0ea6010b31b9fdf <-- sarah
* http://i.imgur.com/KFnKTaul.jpg
* http://www.mdanderson.org/patient-and-cancer-information/cancer-information/cancer-types/eye-cancer/lacrimal-sac.html <-- tear duct cancer
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Codex_Gigas_devil.jpg <-- creepy
* http://www.1-day.co.nz/products/AAFHHN2M7 <-- not sure what surprises me more, that this exists, or that people seem to be buying them. (also: "Fill your heart with the songs of a thousand larks")
* http://bugs.koha-community.org/bugzilla3/show_bug.cgi?id=11947 <-- this one line patch I wrote (excluding adding to the test cases) engendered 30 comments. A good effort, I have to say.
* http://liw.fi/distix/performance-art/ <-- for those that like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you'll like.
* http://instagram.com/p/mzM8PLwsx4/# <-- cock
* http://weather.niwa.co.nz/weathermap/Two_Day_Rainfall_Map <-- gee thanks nemo, keep your little cyclones to yourself tnxkbye
* https://superuser.com/"
* http://i.imgur.com/k8nDEWd.png <-- eww
* http://www.unmuseum.org/crash.htm
* http://i.imgur.com/8gTjQfT.gif
* http://yourcousinmarvinberry.tumblr.com/post/82717333192 <-- of course, Bj√∂rk's cousin wouldn't have that last name, for two reasons.
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_management_system <-- Putting hand-coding web-spinners out of work... stupid internet
* http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Supreme-Court-recognizes-transgenders-as-third-gender/articleshow/33767900.cms <-- The SC said they will be given educational and employment reservation as OBCs --- "Other Backward Classes": high honour, indeed
* http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27022548 <-- well, if you can't believe what you see...
* http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-4-4-2014.gif <-- wearables
* http://labs.enigma.io/climate-change-map/ <-- Randall
* http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/post/81406993132
* http://balintreczey.hu/blog/proposing-amd64-hardened-architecture-for-debian/ <-- Uh, I thought one of the big deals about Heartbleed was that OpenSSL used its own memory-allocation system to avoid this kind of automatic, distro-wide hardening?
* http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/14/two-new-finnish-stamps-feature-homoerotic-themes/?wpisrc=nl_headlines <-- philately is pretty gay
* http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2014/04/msg00013.html <-- 16 years later, we get v1.0! Now with /usr/bin/apt !!!!!
* http://i.imgur.com/4Xw3GO9.jpg <-- Randall
* http://www.twisteddoodles.com/post/82729695409/procrastination-means-that-youve-always-something
* https://twitter.com/mccanner/status/455884932200800256 <-- 08 D I S R U P T I O N
* http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/9943093/Super-rats-rampant-in-UK-cities <-- that is a big rat. But the real question is: why is the video using a synthesized voice?
* https://twitter.com/ksuyin/status/455850628481183744
* https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7589286 <-- benghazi, IRS, heartbleed, what did obama know?!
* https://s3.amazonaws.com/heapdatablog/misleading3_deaths.jpg <-- that sure is misleading alright.
* http://i.imgur.com/Wma2pxY.jpg <-- why is there a kiwi there?
* http://www.ubuntu.com/usn/usn-2167-1/
* https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/455789429391908864
* https://twitter.com/search?q=us%20airways%20screenshot <-- extremely NSFE
* http://newsroom.t-mobile.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=251624&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1918356&highlight= <-- I wonder how this affects me. last I checked, I have literally the last non-unlimited plan t-mobile offers

dumont, master of the io tower clickolinko was created by Neale Pickett, who was too modest to credit himself.
Sean Neakums, who butchered clickolinko after installing it on flynn, does not suffer from that problem.
Props to the usual gang of idiots for ideas, suggestions, testing and shouting.