clickolinko
the automatic web log
URL search:
* http://i.imgur.com/H3o7WBg.jpg <-- Your daily nemo.
* http://youtu.be/tVSXGrLl9-E?t=2m15s <-- AAAAAAAAAAA, sharks!
* http://revolights.com/ <-- those look pretty rocking for all the cyclists out there
* http://imgur.com/a/mKktN <-- That first one looks like it was made 50 years ago by Disney
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA <-- drwiii
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Japanese_origin <-- Ninjas are so secretive, they don't even appear on this list.
* http://martin.kleppmann.com/2013/05/24/improving-security-of-ssh-private-keys.html <-- Turns out that SSH passworded key files turn your password into an encryption key with a single round of (salted) MD5 instead of a proper key-derivation function.
* http://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/BashSuperintelligentExec <-- "Let me say that again: bash knows how to parse ELF binaries so that it can give you good error messages."
* http://flightaware.com/live/airport/KDFWl
* http://proclick.olinko.net/static/clickolinko_images/ahe.gif <-- So... MODOK or Davros?
* http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2013/05/star-trek-could-use-a-hard-reboot.html
* http://gigaom.com/2013/05/24/meet-the-cloud-that-will-keep-you-warm-at-night/
* http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/05/24 <-- squinky
* https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK9e2sMCYAEnY3M.jpg:large
* http://proclick.olinko.net/static/clickolinko_images/ahe.gif <-- KRANG IN THERE, EMAD
* http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2987 <-- e-Randall
* http://proclick.olinko.net/static/clickolinko_images/YV.gif <-- sneakums
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat#Zero-zero_ejection_seat
* http://www.vintag.es/2012/03/pictures-of-accidents-in-past.html <-- "You will not go to space today."
* http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lfU6O3k70NE/T1JdxuNIivI/AAAAAAAA4tA/5kvLlqmdblc/s1600/Accidents+in+the+Past+(9).jpg <-- there it is, an uncoloured version
* http://www.vintag.es/2012/03/pictures-of-accidents-in-past.html <-- Screwtape, Randall
* http://i.imgur.com/1bXT4cr.jpg <-- That's a pretty good colorosisation.
* http://www.metafilter.com/128352/Why-should-it-be-my-responsibility-to-quench-my-neighbors-thirst#4995899 <-- grim meathook future
* https://twitter.com/Nunferno/status/337864893132840961 <-- this is like a flurry of Lyttle Lyttons every day
* http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/22/pope-francis-good-atheists_n_3320757.html <-- Sweet! Free pass!
* http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/05/the-nsw-police-force-is-terrified-of-3d-printed-guns/ <-- More 3D-printing bubbles up in the hive-mind.
* http://reprap.org/wiki/About#Machine_Self-Replication
* http://sterlingsilvercoins.blogspot.com.au/2012_05_01_archive.html <-- apocalypse coin!
* http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Haunted-Door.aspx <-- I could have sworn this story said how big the old log file had gotten.
* http://i.imgur.com/brL9Mko.jpg <-- logging is important, mmmm'kay
* http://2d-code.co.uk/qr-code-film-festival/ <-- Nemo :<
* http://www.powercoin.it/lang-en/finland-mint/746-dragon-yin-yang-chinese-lunar-year-silver-coin-set-1-fiji-2012.html <-- wow
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChristChurch_Cathedral_September_2012_partial_demolition.jpg <-- not at the moment jp, that's the church's current situation.
* http://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/statistics <-- oh neat, stats
* http://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/region/wellington/felt <-- 15 this month, apparently
dumont, master of the io tower clickolinko was created by Neale Pickett, who was too modest to credit himself.
Sean Neakums, who butchered clickolinko after installing it on flynn, does not suffer from that problem.
Props to the usual gang of idiots for ideas, suggestions, testing and shouting.